“Rock is dead and paper killed it.” Threadless.com
Buy this shirt here only $10 (was $15) or buy as a hoodie for $25 (was $40)
Comes in Extra Small through 3 Extra Large

I’d tap that - Donkey Tees - $18 - S through 3XL
DonkeyTs prints all of their Funny tshirt designs on 6.1 oz. 100% pre-shrunk cotton, double needle stitching, seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders, quarter turned body. DonkeyTs provides quality funny Tshirts that are sure to entertain while making a fashion statement.
I’d hit that - BustedTees - $22 - S through 3XL
Any Donkey is a pinata, if you like donkey meat enough