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“Nightlight: A Parody” by The Harvard Lampoon (paperback) Buy at Barnes & Noble for only $11.16 online price - $10.04 member price Publish Date: November 2009 - 160 pages Summary: And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

“Nightlight: A Parody” by The Harvard Lampoon (paperback)

Buy at Barnes & Noble for only $11.16 online price - $10.04 member price

Publish Date: November 2009 - 160 pages

Summary: And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.


Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    I love this book XD
  3. ohamistill-ill reblogged this from drownintheblood and added:
    I’m not all into Twilight, I read the back of this and was lol-ing in the bookstore. ^.^
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    this is just funny!
  9. carlsagan-is-my-homeboy reblogged this from slightlyamusing and added:
    Great, short book. haha :]
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    I have to read this…. It can’t be any worse than the original series… hehe. fuckyeahslightlyamusing:
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    ….I’m gonna go buy this,brb
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    I read it yesterday. It’s hilarious.
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